Book Review: Dracula by Bram Stoker
I wanted to read this classic for Halloween but I can’t go on. Pardon the pun but Dracula is boring as bats**t.
It’s far too long. So many passages and scenes are basically repeated which contibuted towards the insane wordcount. I’ve been slogging through this for what feels like forever (when I checked it’s been about 10 days) and I’m still not even halfway through.
I hate all the characters. The only one I do find at least amusing is Renfield and his ‘I know an old lady who swallowed a fly’ bats**t craziness.
I do not want to even think about whatever weirdo subliminal messages Stoker was trying to convey with this book. Probably that we’re all supposed to embrace religion and avoid sex or something or other. Ugh.
Dracula is actually an epistolary novel and, most likely due to the multiple narrators and point of views, some of the reasons the characters have written down their accounts of the evil goings-on are really contrived. After all, we all stop to write a letter or a diary entry when we’re being stalked by a vampire, don’t we?
After throwing the book onto the DNF pile, I flicked through my streaming services and found the Gary Oldman movie and rewatched it. I don’t think I’d seen it since it was originally released. It was also horrid with dated special effects, ridiculous direction and terrible overacting by some of its stars (Anthony Hopkins surely thought he was making a comedy).
1 out of 5, DNF